This is ghostwriting support for when everything makes sense in your head… but refuses to come out on the screen.
Let me help keep the show alive by writing your Threads or LinkedIn posts in your voice, behind the scenes.

The people I work with, the incredible business owners changing lives and scaling business
Know their work
Know their values
Know what they’re selling
Know something needs to be said online
But they can’t translate the mess of thoughts, feelings, nuance and timing into posts that sound like them. They have millions of notes that have never been reopened, 100s of saved reels they've never gone back to and a Google Drive full of half baked pieces...
That’s where I step in.
- bring me your offers
- bring me your topics
- bring me your messy thoughts (voice notes, notes, half-sentences, rants)
- tell me roughly what job the posts need to do (sell / nurture / attract)
Then I'll take what’s rattling around in your head and turn it into posts that you can post, without falling prey to AI slop, over-polished words or performative nonsense that people can feel insincerity through.
You post them.
You get the credit.
(And a magician never reveals their secrets - neither does their assistant)

This isn’t coaching, templates, prompts or even ‘finding your voice’ - I have other work dedicated to that endeavour.
This is practical ghostwriting support for when:
Your brain is tired
The world is extra loud
You don’t want to get it wrong
You still need to show up
There is no expectation to arrive to the stage with perfectly formed ideas.
All you need is to know roughly what you’re trying to do.
I’ll handle the rest.
1. Choose the platform and batch size you want.
2. Pay
3. You’ll receive a short form called “And for my next trick…”
You tell me
- What you’re selling
- Who it’s for
- What these posts need to do
4. Drop any notes, half formed ideas, links to saved reels into the shared Google Drive I will give you access to. Let me see into the inner workings of your mind (messy isn't just okay... it's RECOMMENDED)
5. I write your posts and send them over in a Google Doc
6. You copy, paste and post at your own pace
The more information you can share about your offers, you and your ideal clients, the better I can craft your posts.
I will invite you to share a story of your choosing with me in Instagram voice notes, this is so I can hear the true cadence of your voice, tone and dialect - this is optional though I do recommend it for the most authentic posts.
There are no calls and no ongoing commitment, if you like the work I do, you can simply come back for more when you’re ready.
A small batch to test the magic. Copy and paste straight into Threads.
£75
A solid run of posts to keep you visible without thinking about what to say each day.
£150
Full “handle this for me” energy. Enough posts to carry you for weeks.
£500
Longer-form posts written in your voice, suitable for roughly two posts per week, for one month
£120
More depth and consistency for a month of regular LinkedIn presence.
£150
This is custom ghostwriting.
Because the work begins immediately, all payments are non-refundable.
If you’d like to test my style first, start with the lowest option.
Ready to hand it over and enjoy the applause?
Choose your option and let me assist you from behind the curtain.
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