Have yourself a merry little Crass-Mas!

Looking for a funny Christmas colouring book for adults? Something a little rude, a little ridiculous and guaranteed to make you giggle?

Welcome to The Blondes Crass-Mas Colouring Book, print-at-home version!

this is a digital product which will be emailed to you using the email address provided at checkout

Forget silent nights and peaceful Christmas wishes. We’re bringing you JINGLE TITS, festive filth and a whole lot of colouring fun.

Packed with original, hand drawn illustrations, (absolutely NO AI) this sweary Christmas colouring book is perfect for anyone who loves a bit of inappropriate humour alongside their festive cheer (eldest daughters anyone?!)

Whether you’re looking for a funny Secret Santa gift, a cheeky stocking filler or a creative way to unwind during the Christmas chaos, Crass-Mas has you covered.

Colour yourself a very sweary Christmas!

Colouring isn’t just for kids. It’s a wonderfully simple way to slow down, get creative and give your busy brain something enjoyable to focus on.

Think of it as Christmas mindfulness with a potty mouth.

Pour yourself a cuppa (or something stronger), grab your favourite colouring pens and spend a little time creating something gloriously ridiculous. Maybe grab yourself some glittery gel-pens and get festive…

The perfect funny Christmas gift

The Blondes Crass-Mas Colouring Book makes a brilliantly cheeky present for:

Your best mate who appreciates a good swear word.

Your sister who shares your questionable sense of humour. Your favourite colleague who deserves a laugh.

Your partner who loves a ridiculous Christmas present.

Anyone who needs a little creative relaxation during the festive madness.

Yourself, because frankly, you deserve a laugh too.

Perfect for Secret Santa presents, funny stocking fillers, novelty Christmas gifts and anyone who prefers their festive cheer with a generous helping of sarcasm.

Hand drawn with love and a questionable sense of humour.

Every illustration in The Blondes Crass-Mas Colouring Book has been lovingly drawn by hand, bringing together creativity, festive nonsense and our particular brand of humour.

Because sometimes the best way to unwind at Christmas is to sit down, get your colouring pencils out and colour in something utterly inappropriate.

Merry Crass-Mas, you filthy animals!