Oh hi pal! The fact that you’ve landed on this lil’ page means 1 of 2 things…

1 - Your business is a veritable menagerie of offers, tools and ideas that you cobbled together because they looked good or felt ‘right’ at the time and you’ve got some business…

…but behind the curtain, you’re constantly floundering when it comes to your marketing. You never know how to talk about what you do, your spotlight moments keep falling flat, AND your business still isn't getting the applause it deserves.

Not only that but nothing feels easy and you find yourself thinking "what the F*CK am I doing?!' at least once a week

or

2- You landed here completely by accident. Oh, hi. That may be the case... but I'm going to say that it's fate, so keep reading anyway...

A blonde woman wearing square glasses is holding a large black microphone in front of her face. Her hair is blonde and curly, and she is grinning wildly. The shot is a shoulders up portrait and is framed with a wavy red line.

it's time to pull back the curtain

Because let me TELL YOU


You are not wrong for knowing that underneath all the bits and pieces you’ve stuck together

is an absolutely OUTRAGEOUSLY magnetic business, because you KNOW you’re having an impact on your clients. 


You KNOW you’re making change, and that your business and you MATTER


So why the f*ck do your marketing and the way you feel about your business not match up?


MATE, we are about to hand you the fricking MAP to your dream business.

We’re going to get you centre ring, under the spotlight, and craft exactly what you think of when you lean into what makes this business so bloody magical in the first place,

YOU.

here's some stuff you need to know about

running a business when you're the

✨main event✨ and you know the work really f*cking matters...

✨ It is COMPLETELY possible to have a thriving, sustainable business through social media marketing alone (or whatever form of marketing you love the most)

✨ The world around us is changing. Somehow, although it feels darker than ever, we as humans are striving for more of real connections and genuine humanity.

✨ There are enough people in this world to know your work IS NEEDED

and what all of this really means...

…is that you can’t just pick up some “paint-by-numbers” strategy or pre-packed box of content hooks and expect it to build you a standing-ovation-worthy business.

One that actually brings in your ideal humans AND runs in a way that you love.

With a black and white background, a woman in full colour is stood in the centre of the image. She is wearing a t-shirt with a green icon of a frog wearing a cowboy hat and the words 'Rizz em with the tism' across. She has a bride headband in rose gold. She has blonde curly hair. Above her across the image in white text are the words The Restoration Strategist, and to the top right of the image is a graphic of a disco ball.

What we need to remember is that good marketing isn’t a script or a trick

it’s an invitation to the show.

✨ We want to see the human behind the act, not just the shiny logo, and to know what we’re truly being welcomed into.

✨ Every single thing we buy is an expression of who we really are - so your business needs to feel like the right tent to walk into.

✨ And honestly - Pain-point and shame-based marketing can get in the bin. This ain’t no freak show.

✨ Once you know exactly WHAT you’re inviting people into (and exactly WHO you’re inviting to take a seat), the whole circus comes together.

"Yeah, but lauren how do i do that?!" 😫

I'm sorry to tell you but getting to a point where you know exactly what you're saying, who you're saying it to and how you're f*cking saying it is actually REALLY FLIPPING SIMPLE

❶ We figure out exactly what you're inviting your clients into by ✨Stepping Inside✨ and seeing the entire world that you're inviting your clients into.

We see everything you're building, that you're living, as an experience, and not some little pieces of a flat puzzle...

❷ We curate you the Ultimate guest list

This is YOUR moment. YOU get to decide exactly who you want walking into your world, your work, and your audience. You will see them, who they are, what they dream of and learn how to speak directly TO THEM.

❸ Then we spotlight the one thing that makes your business impossible to ignore. YOU.


You’re the host, the ringleader, the legend behind it all, so let’s dig deep and embody how you’re going to show up for your people, for yourself, and for this brilliant business you’re building.

Lauren, a blonde woman with big blonde curly hair is stood relaxed with one hand holding her phone and one tucked in her jeans pocket. She is smiling widely at the camera and looks extremely sassy

3 steps - one Business

"Hang on Loz, I'm still not sold. I don't understand how this session is going to help me grow my business..."

The words 'Step Inside' are typed across the image in pink capitalised text. Across the bottom in italic text are the words and come inside in your business. The text is laid across an out of focus red and vibrant image which gives off circus vibes

Woof. Pal. Here's your coffee ☕️, take a load off.

Of course you're worried.

People are online constantly telling us how we are doing business wrong, and shouting like carnival barkers that only they have the golden ticket.

And then you end up sat completely confused when their strategy doesn't work for you, even though you dropped a small fortune on it, thinking "maybe i'm the problem"

No sh*t you're not sold yet... so let me be SUPER CLEAR, this is how the ✨STEP INSIDE✨ session actually works

When you finally see your business in this way, it’s like stepping back and seeing the whole big top from above - every ring, every spotlight, every path leading in.

One giant map of your show.

Think - The Alton Towers Theme Park Map

You can finally see how it all fits together - and any pieces that don’t belong under the tent.

When you know what you’re inviting your guests into, you know exactly why they WANT to come, and stop trying to convince anyone who isn’t meant for the show in the first place.

When you know exactly who's on the guest list, it becomes second nature to speak to them and not to the folks who simply aren't invited. (Niche down? Completed it mate.)

Simple content creation? Yes PLEASE

No more churning out ChatGPT samesies crud like everyone else? STANDARD

And when you know how YOU are showing up; when you find a way to check in with yourself every single day, you get to start building this business in a way that FEELS F*CKING GOOD.

I'm not exaggerating when I say it makes getting dressed easier in the morning.

Or that you'll finally feel like resting is a part of your business, not because of it.

Lauren the blonde woman stands to one side smiling widely at the camera with her glasses on and a bright red shirt.

so without further ado...

90 MINUTES

3 STEPS

Grab your ticket and✨ STEP INSIDE ✨

All for a £297 Investment

But let’s be clear, this isn’t just “90 minutes on Zoom.”

For £297, you get a creative, strategy-packed session where we take your business into the ring and finally see it for what it is:

a show worth buying tickets to.

This isn’t just a pretty visualisation to make you feel better.

It’s strategy wrapped in fun - because once we map out your business, once we know what you’re building, who’s invited, and how you’re showing up… we don’t just stop there.

We pick the thing on your map that is screaming at you...

the bit your soul goes “THAT. That’s what I want to focus on.”


It could be a lead magnet, an offer, your presence on social media (I don’t know yet - because it’s YOUR show, not mine).

And then we strategise the hell out of it.

We turn it into something that carries your vision, your energy and actually makes sense in your world.

The words step inside are typed centralised across a pink and white striped background.

We’ll use my D.I.R.E.C.T. framework to keep you moving forward and to make sure:


🎪 You don’t get dragged back into bland, box-ticking, shame-based marketing.


🎪 Your little imposter syndrome bestie doesn’t try to steal the mic.


🎪 You stay grounded in what actually matters to YOU.

And because no show is complete without rehearsals, you also get a full week of Voxer voice-note coaching after our session.

That’s where we keep the momentum alive, make tweaks in real time, and stop you from wandering back into the wings when you’re meant to be in the spotlight.

Let’s bring back your joy, your fire, and your brilliance… and MAKE IT F*CKING HAPPEN.

Lauren the blonde curly haired woman is blowing a kiss to the camera wearing a sage green sleeveless shirt. She is in front of a circular circus style red and cream background

And look, if you've gotten this far but you're thinking

"Lauren this sounds like exactly what I need, but one hour simply isn't going to be enough"

Don't you worry... I got chu

✨ SHOW-BIZ ✨ is the longer-term mentor program (minimum 3 months) that begins with Stepping Inside… and then we build, grow, and scale your business, your way.

Together.

This is where the spotlight stays on.

Where we go beyond the first drumroll, and actually create a show-stopping business that keeps the audience coming back for more.

So if that “walking alongside ya” thing is more your vibe…

Business, done your way.

and pal - I cannot wait to get started.

Well, hello there and welcome to the Circus 🎪

Ok, so before you add yourself to this lil' list, let me tell you...

I SEE HOW AMAZING YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS ARE.

You're not 'just' anything, and here, we make sure you know it.

This isn't a 'newsletter' because I'm not a news outlet. This is an invitation to see your business differently.

So if you're in, just tick the box below so we can make this official. Don’t worry, I’ll never spam, and you can hop off the list whenever you need to.

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