THANK F*CK FOR THIS

A membership for business owners who are done doing this sh*t alone.


“I just wish someone would tell me what the f*ck to do.”

If that thought's ever passed through your brain while knee-deep in an unfinished funnel, 37 saved Instagram posts and a half-written sales page, then welcome.

You’re home.

Thank F*ck For This is a £30/month membership for big-dreaming business owners who..

  • Work alone and want a sounding board (or ten).

  • Have too many ideas and not enough momentum.

  • Are so done Googling "how to build a funnel" at 11pm.

  • Want real support, real answers, and real connection, without the pitch-slap vibes.

This isn’t a course. It’s not a Facebook group graveyard.

It’s a business staff room with warm lighting, proper snacks, and actual support.

WHAT's inside

  • COMMUNITY HUB

A cozy digital staff room for grown-ups who love their business but don’t always love doing it alone. Make friends. Bash ideas. Have a moan. Share a win.

No gatekeeping.

  • MESSAGING MONDAYS

Drop your content and offers here and I’ll help you tweak your message so it actually lands (and stops getting ignored).

  • ACCOUNTABILITY THREADS

Tell us what you’re working on this week.

We’ll cheer you on and follow up. Because progress > perfection.

  • STRATEGY HOT SEAT + BI-WEEKLY CALLS

Got a question? A tech block? A whole ass meltdown? Submit it in the thread and I’ll answer it live every other week. Replays provided.

If there are no Qs? I teach. Think: funnels, reels, tools I swear by.

  • WEEKLY SOCIAL PROMPTS

You’ll never be stuck on what to post again. Fresh prompts. Fill-in-the-blanks.

Gentle nudges. It’s all here.

  • NO TOXIC POSITIVITY ZONE

In Business Life Real Talk, you can say, "I want to quit" without getting a pep talk or hearing "you should be grateful"...

We hold space for the mess, not just the wins.

  • MONTHLY NETWORKING (WITH ACTUAL HUMANS)

One hour of expert insight (PR, SEO, content, depends on the month), one hour of no-ick networking.

Share goals, ask for help, make biz mates.

  • RESOURCE HUB

CTA banks, hook ideas, B-roll prompts

Caption starters and 30-day challenges

The D.I.R.E.C.T. strategy breakdown

Funnel-building guides (minus the BS)

All designed to get you moving without having to start from scratch.

And that's all just the beginning!

WHO THIS IS FOR

This is for you if

You’re full of ideas but struggle to follow through

You start strong, then get stuck in the boring bits

You want to build something real, but it feels like everyone else got a manual

You’re good at what you do but feel stupid trying to sell it

You want connection without the culty vibes

If you’re kind, creative, a bit chaotic and ready to stop doing it all alone, you’ll fit right in.

FOUNDING MEMBER PRICE £30/month

Yep. That’s it.

No upsells. No contract.

Just £30/month for full access to strategy support, accountability, community, and resources that actually help.

This is the founder's rate and it will go up as the membership grows. Join now, lock it in.

You already know what it feels like to do this alone.

Come see what happens when you don’t.

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