NO MORE F*CKING ABOUT
Business strategy for when you’ve tried everything
except
having a real plan and a second brain.
You’re juggling 100 tabs.
You’ve got big ideas, no time, and zero desire to keep making content that goes nowhere.
You’re not lazy
you’re just overworked, overwhelmed, and done trying to figure it all out on your own.
This is where we build a business that works for you.
With a plan.
With support.
And with a strategist who actually gives a shit.
Why NO MORE F*CKING ABOUT?
I see you.
Running a business sounds like freedom.
But for most people it looks like:
✅ Spinning 18 plates
✅ Making it up as you go
✅ Creating content that no one clicks
✅ Starting five new projects instead of finishing one
✅ Constantly thinking - Is it me? Am I just bad at this?
It’s not you.
You’re not broken.
You just don’t have a strategy that fits the way you work.
When we work together, we stop the spiralling and start building.
This is all for you.
We'll figure out
What you actually want to build
What needs to happen to make that real
And then what you can let go of right now
No busywork. No shoulds. Just a strategy that fits you and someone to help you implement it without losing your mind.
Option 1: No More F*cking About – 3 Month Strategy + Support
For business owners who are ready to finally commit to real strategy, consistent support, and someone to help them do the damn thing.
What’s included:
✅ 90-min strategy session to build your roadmap
✅ Bi-weekly 60-min calls to keep things moving
✅ WhatsApp & email support between sessions
✅ Done-for-you support tailored to your business (think: funnels, branding, social posts, sales pages, course builds, email set-up, etc)
✅ 3 months of hands-on, no-BS progress
✅ Capped at 6 clients max so you get my full brain + energy
Price: £1500 or £550/month
Option 2: F*CK IT LET'S FIX THIS
For business owners who want the plan, the feedback, and the accountability, without needing implementation help.
What’s included:
✅ 90-min strategy session to build your roadmap
✅ 2 x 60-min calls per month
✅ Ongoing WhatsApp/email support
✅ One key support task per month (eg. post review, funnel tweaks, launch plan check-in, etc)
✅ Perfect if you want a strategist on call, but want to do the implementation yourself
Price: £250/month (min 3 month term)
How It Works
I only work with a few clients at a time, and I’m a bit of a strategic weirdo (the good kind), so I want to make sure it’s a fit for both of us.
→ Step 1: Apply to work with me
You’ll fill in a short form that helps me get to know your business and where you’re at.
→ Step 2: I’ll be in touch
If it looks like a fit, I’ll invite you to book a short call. No pitch. No pressure. Just a vibe-check.
→ Step 3: We start building
If we both feel good about it? You’ll get your onboarding, session booked in, and we get moving. Simple as that.
Meet Your Strategist
Lauren, The Restoration Strategist™
I called this “No More F*cking About” because that’s what I kept hearing from my clients.
They weren’t lazy. They weren’t flaky. They were just exhausted from trying to build a business while also being
the entire business.
So we stopped fucking about.
We made a plan.
We moved forward, together.
I know firsthand what it’s like to feel stuck in strategy paralysis, wondering what to focus on next.
But here’s what I also know
👉 Strategy isn’t some elite, complicated formula, it’s just a recipe.
👉Overthinking kills momentum, simplicity and action win every time.
👉 If you don’t feel FIZZING about your business again after working with me, I haven’t done my job.
Ready to stop feeling stuck and start taking action?
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